I found this on the internet, and I thought it quite fitting.
You see, I am in mourning. For a dear dear friend--Mr. Food. He has been a faithful companion since childhood, never leaving my side as I deal with life's ups & downs, and celebrate its triumphs. He has comforted me when I was down, acted as therapist when I was confused, and filled in as best friend on cold winter movie nights. He was loyal, never judging. He was mine.